Hello american friends! I am an assistant researcher at mystery anus flesh pit in China, the other end of the mystery flesh pit in Texas. Thanks to magic of VPN, and expiry of non disclosure agreement, I am able to talk to american friends about my work. Do feel free to ask me anything, but please try to be civil, and do not make overly political talk about glorious people's republic.

Anyway, here is quick history of mystery anus flesh pit. In the 60s, it was first discovered by a group of farmers, with one of their number thankfully falling into a calcified, inactive cyst of the mystery anus flesh pit. Mao attempted to use the flesh pit for a variety of uses, however, due to poor technological ability, yields were exceptionally low, and were of poor quality across the board. The pit remained inactive until Deng Xiaoping, during the opening of the country to capitalism, made an effort to turn the pit into a park. However, the project was cancelled due to its cost and poor national infrastructure. As of now, we are currently trialing an experimental channel through the flesh pit that will allow us to shove containers into the anus of the Permian basin superorganism, transporting them to it's front end in Texas. This is a part of the belt and road initiative, and is estimated to increase export speed to America by about 40 percent. The ecosystem of the mystery anus flesh pit bears similarities to it's opposite end in America, but the differences are significant and notable in many areas, including how many organisms and artifacts found appear to have been sucked in from Texas and excreted on our end.

So yeah! Ask me anything!

Edit: for those interested, the flesh pit anus has a social credit score, if you can believe that. It's currently hovering around 147 points as of today